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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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