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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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