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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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