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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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