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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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