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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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