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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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