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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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