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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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