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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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