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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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