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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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