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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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