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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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