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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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