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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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