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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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