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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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