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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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