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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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