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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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