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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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