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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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