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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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