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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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