Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.