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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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