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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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