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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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