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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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