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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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