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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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