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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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