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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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