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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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