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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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