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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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