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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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