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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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