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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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