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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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