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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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