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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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