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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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