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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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