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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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