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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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