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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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