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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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