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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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