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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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