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Pet death

My aunt Virginia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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